And Here We Go Again..

Posh loser wannabe Chanelle Hayes has gone and done it again! I was looking for more photos from Armani and came past a link that said "Chanelle's Poxie" and I was like OMG please tell me this is not what I think it is! Sure enough, Chanelle has gone and chopped her hair just like Mrs. B, yet again! After swearing up and down that she coincidentally dyed her hair back brown because she doesn't want to destroy it's health (just mere days after Victoria did), and saying she was done with the whole Posh Wannabe thing, she pulls this! This girl needs to seek professional help ASAP- enough is enough! The cut isn't even flattering on her.

Installment #27 "Chanelle-ing Posh"

Yet another copy photo shoot! This one in not a wedding pictorial replica instead it is a copy one of the highest selling W magazine covers ever! This Posh & Becks cover and pictorial was hotter than words - and even a hotter seller! It took me several hours and stores to find! I guess Chanelle, trying to keep her 15 minutes running, thought it could do for her what it did for the Beckhams - get more publicity. Unfortunately, like most of Chanelle's copycat antics, this pales in comparison to the original. For example, yes they are photographed on top of an old muscle car with the door open but the model is hardly David worthy (and I'm not sure his tattooed sleeve is real), her swim suit is nothing like Victoria's, and her hair is not even close to Posh's chic highlighted style. The only comparison is that Chanelle has the same smokey eye makeup and facial expression and he has a diamond stud earring - other than that, this photo can't hold a candle to the original W cover!

Installment #26 "Chanelle-ing Posh"

Posh copycat strikes yet again! This is a little bit much - much like her carbon copy purple Herve Leger dress and her cropped jacket and hot pants. Victoria wore this lovely black and white striped dress paired with Givenchy heels and her signature dVb over sized sunglasses. Chanelle Hayes must've loved that looked because she tried to imitate it for her calendar launch/ meet and greet. Chanelle's dress is pretty but it's not the same - especially from the back. Chanelle also paired her black and white stripes with black peep toes.. how unique of her!

Installment #25 "Chanelle-ing Posh"

I know Chanelle Hayes has been hopelessly following the footsteps of her idol Posh Spice into a "music career" but lets face it... is copying her tour costumes really going to get you anywhere? Nope! Victoria's Return of the Spice Girls Reunion Tour opening costume was this bronze bustier/legging combo and she looked fabulous. All of the girls did the entire show! But Chanelle Hayes decided to replicate the costume for a photo shoot for her TV show Wannabe Pop Star and it doesn't really even come close to Posh's Roberto Cavalli original. Chanelle even went as far as to copy the rhinestone microphone Victoria used. Try and try as you might Chanelle but give it up with the whole music thing.. it's just not gonna work. Your 15 mins are expiring quickly!
source: http://www.mtv.co.uk

Installment #24 "Chanelle-ing Posh"

Chanelle does it yet again! Another Victoria Beckham inspired outfit. I can't believe theres already been 24 of these mini installments. This one is a little bit more subdued than some of the others but don't be alarmed.. I still have quite a few that you're not gonna believe! Here Victoria wore this white pant suit while out and about. Chanelle took a tip from this outfit and mimicked it her own way. Sporting a Pob just like her idol, Chanelle channeled Victoria at a press event.

Installment #23 "Chanelle-ing Posh"

I know I haven't provided you guys with Chanelle Hayes comic relief in a while so I found some more of her copy cat outfits for you. This Posh look is not identical but you can obviously tell Victoria heavily inspired this ensemble. This Dodgers outfit is from Victoria's show Coming to America when she was asked to throw out the first pitch at Dodger's stadium. Chanelle wore Victoria's white shorts, aviators, and a baseball jacket. She even posed with a pout and a baseball bat. However, I did a bit more research and if you notice, Chanelle's jacket is made by Rocawear. Victoria posed as a model for Rocawear in a jacket much like Chanelle's - sad!

source: http://victoria-beckham.biz/

Installment #22 "Chanelle-ing Posh"

Yet another carbon copy outfit! Remember Victoria's day at the farmers market in LA and when she went to see a Galaxy game wearing this lovely red Marc by Marc Jacobs dress? Well Chanelle pulled off a nearly identical look with her own version of this dress and a pair of over sized sunglasses. However, Victoria wore her signature dVb candy striped sunglasses while Chanelle opted for a classic brown pair.
source: www.bebo.com

Installment #21 "Chanelle-ing Posh"

Or should I say "Chanelle-ing The Spice Girls." Chanelle Hayes did a bit of a naughty photo shoot that strongly resembled the look of The Spice Girls Rolling Stone cover. She may not be in a get up that is identical to Victoria's but she does mix the Spices. She has a Ginger-esque top and bottom, a mixture of Baby and Scary Spice hair, and definitely Posh eye makeup (sorry Sporty!).

Installment #20 "Chanelle-ing Posh"

Can you believe we are actually on 20 installments of my little mini series?? That's just about as crazy as Chanelle is! And I have more to come! But anyway, let's get into the 20th installment shall we?

Well here goes... Victoria was spotted shopping in London in this fantastic bubble mini-dress and cropped blazer. The detail on this dress is very intricate and is a flowing pattern. Chanelle attempted to recreate this look for a night of clubbing. She scored with a copy of the cropped blazer but not so much with the dress. Yes hers was a mini dress with a tube top but the design wasn't even close to Victoria's. Her dress had little pieces of tulle-like fabric hanging in strands throughout the dress. Victoria wins this look for me hands down! Chanelle's dress just looks way to cheap and designer impostor!

Installment #19 "Chanelle-ing Posh"

Talk about wishful thinking! Not only is she trying to chanel Victoria but also David! David's jersey number has been #23 for a while now. When you think soccer + 23 it = David Beckham. David's lovely wife and three sons often come to games wearing his signature jersey. Here Chanelle attended a Big Brother athletic event in which then beau Ziggy was playing. Conveniently, Ziggy's number was in fact 23. I bet Chanelle helped him pick that one!! So of course the WAG wannabe showed her love and support for her man by sporting his jersey with David Beckham's number.

Installment #18 - "Chanelle-ing Posh"

Yet another replica that is close but no cigar. Victoria sashayed down the Roberto Cavalli runway in this show stopping white dress complete with bronze sandals (same ones she wore with her bronze legging outfit for the Spice Girls tour opener) and a bronze beaded side effect. Chanelle tried the same look on for a close measure. Chanelle's dress was the same length, had the same front slit up to the thigh, and clam shell cups. However, instead of bronze accents and shoes, Chanelle opted for silver.

Installment #17 - "Chanelle-ing Posh

As if my last installment wasn't sickening enough, yes I do have more.. a lot more if you can imagine that...

Here Victoria wore a Cavalli bustier (the one she wore the Glamour Awards with the hot pants), a pair of black sequin leggings, and a metallic pair of T-strap heels to a Spice Girls press event when discussing their reunion tour. Due to her recent move to America, Victoria was asked to hold the American flag to represent her new country and home. Here Chanelle Hayes wears a black bustier and a pair of black skinny pants - I guess sequin leggings are hard to find. Chanelle was also pictured with an American flag. I have read numerous reports about Chanelle wanting to move to America to follow in the footsteps of her idol and to be closer to her. That would be the icing on the crazy cake! Victoria would probably need to hire more security and get a restraining order! lol!

Installment #16 - "Chanelle-ing Posh"

A nice day for a Posh wedding! On the subject of Victoria Beckham's rings, I have found a few pictures of Chanelle Hayes trying to copy her idols wedding.. right down to the change of a dress. Chanelle and then boyfriend Ziggy held a photo shoot for OK! Magazine in which they depicted a replica Posh and Becks wedding... for those of you who are a bit squeamish, you better get a bucket cause these might make you throw up!

Copy #1- The engagement/pre-wedding photos. Victoria and David held a photo shoot inside of their home before their wedding day. Dressed in white, they pose a variety of ways. Guess who had to do the same? That's right, Chanelle and then boyfriend Ziggy.

Copy #2- The infamous wedding thrones. Here David and Victoria pose in blue jeans, white shirts, sneakers, and baseball caps on the thrones used during their extravagant wedding. Here Chanelle and Ziggy try to remake this snapshot by posing in the same ensembles and on thrones nearly identical to the ones Posh and Becks sat on during their wedding reception.

Copy #3- The wedding attire. Victoria Adams enlisted dream designer Vera Wang to create her custom ivory silk wedding gown when she married David Beckham. Feeling like a true princess, Posh wore a gold tiara complete with diamonds. She also added a touch of Spice with her diamond cross - her first big purchase with the Spice Girls. David looked very dapper himself in an ivory suit that matched the color of his wife's wedding gown. Ziggy and Chanelle try to play up the Posh and Becks look here also. Chanelle is sporting an ivory wedding gown with peaked edges much like Victoria's. She also wears a crown and her own cross. Ziggy completed the picture in an ivory tux. She even has the same expression on her face!

Copy #4 - The reception attire. For their reception, the Beckhams changed into purple outfits. David had a purple suit on and Victoria matched him with a strapless purple dress complete with an array of flowers acting as her strap. Of course Chanelle and Ziggy did the same - what else would you expect. But look a little closer to this picture. Notice they are both looking the same way Victoria and David are, they have ivy vines next to their cake, and they are even cutting it with a sword.

Update: Copy #5 - The reception part 2! As I was browsing through some sites I came across yet another photo from the Chanelle and Ziggy wedding photo shoot. This picture "Chiggy" is posing the same way as David and Victoria. However, in this pic you can clearly see how horrible the dress Chanelle is wearing is. It's such an awful copy!! You would think that someone who has spent a large portion of her life trying to be another woman would be more careful in picking out her carbon copy outfits.

If this doesn't prove my point that this girl is beyond crazy, then you need to take another look. She wasn't even engaged to that guy but already she had wedding photos! Talk about needing to get a life.. she needs one ASAP!
source: http://chanellebb8.piczo.com

Installment #15 "Chanelle-ing Posh"

Victoria Beckham looked lovely in this black lace top paired with a chic black clutch and pants while out to dinner with friends. In this home photo of Chanelle she is wearing a replica top - not the same but rather close to Victoria's - with lace and a satin bow. Chanelle paired her top with a ruffle tule skirt.. she must've been going either bar hopping or clubbing.
source: http://www.bebo.com

Installment #14 "Chanelle-ing Posh"

I know I've used this look from Kiston before but as I was browsing the net one bored day, I found these snapshots taken of Chanelle with what seemed to be either fans or friends when she was wearing a nearly identical look. Victoria paired this silk lace top with jeans and a horn necklace at her label launch and Chanelle must've really liked this look because she basically copied it twice. Here she is wearing her own version of a lace top and she paired it with jeans and a horn necklace - what else!?

Installment #13 "Chanelle-ing Posh"

Once again she is copying Posh's costumes and wearing them as outfits. This dress was worn by Victoria when she made a guest cameo on the series "Ugly Betty." Victoria was spoofing her image by pushing a Beckham energy drink. You could see Victoria looks gorgeous in this black and white sailor-esque dress. Chanelle wore the same dress when she attended the Pretty Polly Love Legs launch party at the Haymarket Hotel joined by fellow BB starlet Chantelle Houghton. Chanelle looks cute but once again Victoria hits it outta the park!

Installment #12 "Chanelle-ing Posh"

Both of these photos are obviously older.. one being Victoria has long hair. But anyway, here Victoria attended the Group B World Cup 2006 soccer match between England, Trinidad, and Tobago in Nuremberg June 15, 2006. To support her husband and his team, she wore this festive "England Rocks" tank paired with frayed white short shorts, knee high tan leather boots, and her signature oversized sunglasses. In this home picture of Chanelle and some friends, we see the Posh Wannabe wearing the same tank and a pair of, what else, frayed white short shorts.
source: http://www.bebo.com

Installment #11 "Chanelle-ing Posh"

This photo must be from when Chanelle first started her Posh transformation. Victoria wore this slinky white tank, over sized sunglasses, a brown belt, nude peep toes, and Victoria Beckham dVb for Rock and Republic jeans at the launch of dVb for R&R at Kitson in June 2005. Chanelle tried to imitate this outfit when she was spotted at the airport. Chanelle wore a plain white tank, nude peep toes, over sized sunglasses, a brown belt, and a pair of Rock and Republic denim jeans- of course. She's really trying to master the pout her as well.. but it looks like she's trying a little too hard.

Installment #11 "Chanelle-ing Posh"

Yet another copied look.. Victoria Beckham wore this lace dress with a black headband and bright red Christian Louboutin pumps on New Years Eve when she spent time with her husband and friends at a LA restaurant/bar. Chanelle does not skip a beat wearing an nearly identical dress to The Children's Champion Awards. Chanelle even matched with newly dyed brunette locks, red lipstick and red pumps of course.

Installment #10 "Chanelle-ing Posh"

Nope, still not done yet! When Chanelle Hayes set her goal of becoming Victoria Beckham, she defintely did not give up easily! For those of you who have seen VB's TV special Victoria Beckham: Coming to America, you may recognize her ensemble from her shopping trip to Kitson. Victoria wore this purple mini dress with ties in the back and candy striped dVb sunglasses while browsing the store. Here Chanelle found a dress in the same color in a similar style and paired it with candy striped sunglasses (of course) for a day of, what else, shopping. She not only copies VB's outfits but she tries to wear them to the same functions Victoria does.. how sad! And in this pic she is desperatly trying to master the Posh Pout - give it up!